Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

by Dave October 22, 2003

kagome

The adorable main character of the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"I'm in love with you Kagome!"
-me, not Koga

by Dave January 14, 2004

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 03, 2004

paisano

Means "friend" in Italian.

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian

by Dave June 14, 2004

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

by Dave January 21, 2005

Noir York City

New York City's darkside.

An example of Noir York City is portrayed in the Max Payne series.

by Dave February 11, 2004

hypocrisy

*Synonymous with "lies" (greatly depends).

*Being a hypocrite or bearing similar traits to a hypocrite, such as being two-faced & for example, claiming to be for something but in reality isn't.

*A human trait.

"Hypocrisy does suck, yes. BUT, it is in our human nature to be hypocrites. If you don't admit that you're a hypocrite, then you're a hypocrite. ALL human beings are hypocrites. Not just politicians and communists. And believe it or not, not JUST women either!.....although women are known to very hypocritical. Nevertheless, you're a hypocrite, he's a hypocrite, she's a hypocrite, and even I AM A HYPOCRITE. It's all about admitting whether or not you are one. If you admit you're a hypocrite, then you could get somewhere in life. The reason people can't admit that they're hypocrites is because of their ego, and for some, they have their ego because they feel that they have a cause to uphold.....this is especially true of being a politician. A politician is basically a bureaucrat in a sense. Hypocrisy can be evident because of bureaucratic structures, such as the fact that bureaucrats are mindless people who only follow orders. And George W Bush is widely considered a hypocrite because of the liberal elite.......well whatever. We're all hypocrites. Got it?"
-me

by Dave May 16, 2004