dave's definitions
A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
Get the Barrow in Furnessmug. A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
Get the Assmonkeymug. by Dave December 31, 2003
Get the ItBurnmug. They most recently butchered "I Ran", an 80's song from A Flock Of Seagulls. They use some young punk's version as the themesong for their dub of Knights Of The Zodiac, which is equally embarassing to watch.
As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<
As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<
"*some little kid saying this* DiC"
by Dave January 14, 2004
Get the DiCmug. by dave February 27, 2003
Get the short busmug. 
