dave's definitions

shumpuzee

A fat male who eats fastly with his mouth open.

Jared is a shumpuzee who ate his lunch in less than 5 minutes.

by Dave March 5, 2004

knucks

Short for "knuckles".

"I'm buyin' me some brass knucks."

by Dave January 15, 2004

Newgrounds

A website that adds a lot of much-needed life to this world.

"I like the Twin Noodles video; it's a Metal Gear Solid rip-off."
-me

by Dave October 7, 2004

oasis

Often used in Australia for:
1- a Liam or Noel look alike.
2- a fan of Brit-pop (Brittish modern day rock music.

Who does that guy think he is, Oasis.

by Dave August 25, 2003

compliment

Synonym for "offend".

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."
-me

ME: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Oh my God get the fuck away from me you fucking loser!!"

GUY: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Fuck you."

GIRL: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Aaw, thanks."

by Dave November 19, 2004

grill

*A term for a person's teeth.

*To grill, or barbeque.

*Word relating to physical action taken upon one.

*An item used for grilling and barbequing meat, particularly hamburgers. Grilling is an American tradition that has led to friendship and even philosophizing about the American Dream.

"Don't piss me off or I'll fuckin' grill ya man!"

by Dave June 16, 2004

Truckie

The only real type of firefighter. They go in without water and search for people before the fire is out.

There are only 2 types of firefighter, Truckies and those who want to be truckies.

by Dave March 24, 2005