danielle's definitions

jacknut

n. a moron; one who "jacks nuts" or beats off.

Hey, jacknut you missed the fucking turn back there.

by danielle November 30, 2003

bushwhacker

A kid at my school who was caught beating his meat in the bushes by the bus and has henceforth been known by the entire school as "Bushwhacker".

Hey Bushwhacker! Long time no see!

by danielle February 13, 2005

cockass

An exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current circumstances.

Mariah Carey survived a heroin overdose? Cockass!

by danielle February 12, 2005

masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.

"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."

by danielle April 13, 2007

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

ahhhh..enough said..

(its the fear of long words)

by Danielle February 12, 2005