danielle's definitions

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

cum guzzling gutter whore

A slut/whore/prostitute who lives and/or works in the gutter; said woman also comes into oral contact with so much human ejaculate, that she is henceforth known as a "cum guzzling gutter whore".

Dude, don't go after that chick...she's a well-known cum guzzling gutter whore.

by danielle April 18, 2007

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.

"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."

by danielle April 13, 2007

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

shithouse

Adj. - Completely and utterly fucking crazy. A derivation and abbreviation of the phrase "crazier than a shithouse rat".

Did you see Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct? That bitch was totally shithouse.

by danielle December 28, 2005

stabtastic

(adj.)1.) The quality of being one whom another individual simply wants to stab to death for the sheer pleasure of watching them die.

2.)A particularly brutal horror film.

Did you see that movie? It was stabtastic!

by danielle November 6, 2005