Maynard James Keenan

The God of my religion...music.

I worship Maynard James Keenan.

by Danielle February 21, 2004

prarie dogging

when your external anal sphincter can no longer withstand the pressure exerted by the gravitational pull of your feces comming out of your bung hole, if this occurs other than over the toilet, you have now just began shitting your pants.

Holly shit, jenna must have been prarie dogging becasue she sure as hell stank like ass when she walked by, her momma's gonna be doing some laundry tonight!

by danielle April 09, 2004

gank

This is a word used to identify a skank that steals an object from you.

He ganked my bubbles!

by Danielle May 27, 2004

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 09, 2007

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

J-HO

A nasty cranker that aint jenny from the block because we all know us chicas stand by our one man lil huzzy slut.

I am a jho i have many men.

by Danielle April 21, 2004

SWEET

saying someone is nice...awesume!...saying something is sweet to the taste... a beloved person.. . fine...something pleasing to the mind or feeling

-Dayum he gotta sweet ass!
-That cookie sure was sweet!
-You're soo sweet!

by Danielle May 06, 2005