687 definitions by dan

santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by dan January 24, 2005

properly

To do something to the extreme

we were properly going man

by dan August 20, 2003

badong

a new word for killing it a mix of bad and wrong

Your badong for killing that kid!

by dan January 5, 2004

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002

dander

One who is sarcastic

That guy is really sarcastic

by dan February 16, 2005

dander

one who is sarcastic

that guy was totally dander today

by dan February 25, 2005

budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.

For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.

by dan January 27, 2005