dan's definitions

Zambo

1) a teacher of Calculus who is incredibly funny
2) a quote said by such a teacher

"Got any Zambos from class today?"

by Dan October 20, 2003

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

Shil

shil is a korean friend of mine. i basically live at his house. I drink a lot of tea at his house. He lives in Malvern. He is Shil. No one is cooler.
His alias is Sung Bung.

Shil could kick your ass cause he is a Tang Soo Do master.

by Dan March 25, 2004

porn

the greatest thing since man was put on earth

man i sure do like some hardcore porn before dinner

by dan June 21, 2003

Hyphenated Americans

Any group of people who the majority of the people of this group have not assimilated into Anglo American culture and traditions.

Anyone not of a background consisting entirely of...Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, English, Scottish, Welsh, French, German, Dutch, Belgian, Swiss, or Austrian backgrounds who lives in the United States.

by Dan August 5, 2003

Bobcat

A small 4-wheel drive multi-purpose tractor that, depending on the attached equipment, can be used as a bucket loader, forklift, snowplow, or sweeper.

George will use the Bobcat to load 2 cubic yards of rock into your truck.

by Dan March 22, 2011