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weed

weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.

yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed

by dan September 4, 2004

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weed

Weed: Pastparticipal of to wee

Weed: Bud to smoke

Weed: Unwanted horticultural growth

Man I drank so much of Farmer Jacks cider last night, check this I weed myself before I got my johnson out of my trousers tripped and fell face flat in the weed garden and had to smoke the last of my weed just to get my shit back together.

by dan April 25, 2003

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n00bish

(adj)
Behavior similar to that of a n00b
Of or relating to n00bs

Stop acting so n00bish, that's gimp

by dan August 29, 2005

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crocodile

Australian slang - colloquial term for an amorous female

wrestling a crocodile
ie - to engage in consensual intercourse with an amorous female

by dan October 1, 2004

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proper

Proper is actually a word you can use all by itself, you can just expostulate "Proper!" and it means something similar to "Wicked!" or "Excellent!" or "Cool!". It is an exclamative word. If something totally cool or awesome happens you just say "Proper!" and it means the same as "Awesome!" or "Cool!", but it is much newer and fresher and better and longer-lasting than those words. Its literal definition is "Perfect". Say this if you want to not only be with it, but way, way ahead of it. Proper.

"You just won the lottery, dude!"
"Proper!"

by dan September 3, 2004

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