dan's definitions

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.

Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.

by Dan January 11, 2004

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

by Dan May 19, 2003

Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004