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monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.
"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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bobo

by dave August 8, 2003
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Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
by Dave September 8, 2004
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Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.
You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!
by Dave March 4, 2011
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blaah

a word sound used when in terms of ect. Also just cool to use any time.
u kno the guy who likes that girl and runs round, and owns a nice car and blaah
by Dave May 31, 2003
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technophobe

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.
My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.
by Dave October 12, 2003
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