daVE's definitions
i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true
by dave February 16, 2005
Get the charvamug. by Dave October 3, 2004
Get the Schnoutmug. Get to your nearest dunkin donuts and order yourself a tasty dunkachino. Let it cool down and then pour it between your girls boobs. Drink it up like a fountain biotches.
by Dave December 31, 2004
Get the dunkachinomug. 
The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.
by dave June 28, 2004
Get the hoggingmug. acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.
Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.
coined by Gabe, ca. 2000
Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.
coined by Gabe, ca. 2000
by dave January 9, 2004
Get the SMOEmug. The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.
by Dave October 14, 2003
Get the crosshairmug.