True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

heezay

An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay.

by Dan July 18, 2004

crivvens

An exclamation of surprise or distress, colloquial, perhaps originating in Scotland.

Crivvens! The world exploded!

by dan March 07, 2004

moopheus

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

by Dan December 24, 2003

DA

- Meaning The
- Meaning Yes (russian)

Da you may fuck me in da ass.

by Dan April 08, 2005

charver

A scruffy sod who wears a fake burberry cap and is always forcing money or fags outta people. If your not a charver your not supposed to live (according to them) they're all hrad with their mates but wen they by themselves they are soft cunts

by Dan October 24, 2003

moefoe

Slang term for some one who shag their own mother.

Derived from mother fucker

Why dont you fuck off you morefoe

by Dan October 03, 2004