happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 06, 2003

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Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 07, 2003

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wigger

Suburban white kids who pretends he grew up in the ghetto and trys to act hard and thugish but usually gets picked on or beat up or both.

Wigger: Wassup homie? How you be?
Black Guy: Shut up moron.
Wigger: Why you be hatin nigga?
Black Guy: Excuse me!
*pow*

by DC January 13, 2005

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Second Base

either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.

first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."

by dc December 05, 2003

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