dc's definitions

cock of the walk

big man in town, the greatest

that guy thinks he's the cock of the walk

by dc August 4, 2003

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

to not feel well, feel like shit

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles

by dc August 4, 2003

Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

D-dawg

octa-maroon colored mf with sick crossovers

Got schooled by the D-dawg

by DC September 26, 2003

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.

After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!

by DC July 7, 2004

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003