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Po-Po

by Dave April 24, 2005
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Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 6, 2005
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prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004
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neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".
"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"
by Dave February 12, 2006
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locster

a locster is a mexican gangster
look at those locster's in the el camino.
by dave May 13, 2005
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cappie

*Short for "capitalist", similar to how "commie" is short for "communist".

*British terminology for "blowjob", or getting your penis sucked.
"People from America are cappies. ^_^ better than being a commie, no?"
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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turdburglar

by dave November 29, 2002
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