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mangle

what you bike does when it gets run over by a train
i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!
by dave April 9, 2003
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Jimmy Walker

A black dude who used to say, "DYNOMITE!!!"
"*claps hands* DYNOMITE!!!"
-Jimmy Walker's character on that one show, I forget the name, but it was shown on an episode of Family Guy
by Dave February 17, 2004
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railgun

A type of weapon that is capable of discharging projectiles at unbelievably high velocities. In this day and age, a railgun is capable of firing a projectile with such velocity because it can use electromagnetism.

Railguns are the future of how nuclear weapons can be launched. Nuclear missiles usually undergo 4 phases, some of which have problems....but with a railgun, there are less required phases, and it's apparently inexpensive! And that's not even the scariest thing.....you know how nuclear missiles are shot down? It's because nuclear missiles burn propellant, and interception technology can pinpoint it, and shoot down the incoming nuke with ease....however, with a railgun, the missile doesn't have to burn any propellant, and therefore it is INVISIBLE!!
Thus, railguns are capable of launching nuclear missiles that can be considered "invisible nuclear missiles"....the thought of that is VERY frightening. And yet, strategic and effective.
"The railgun technology was popularized not just by Quake, but particularly by Metal Gear Solid. Metal Gear Rex, in MGS, has a right arm that is a massive railgun."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Gharial

Indian Gharial, a crocodile residing only within the country of India. Known for its long-ass, beak-like jaws which are specialized in catching various fish.
"They also make an appearance in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me
by Dave November 5, 2004
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empire

A type of nation with the sole objective of absolute world domination.
There have been at least 3 major empires in ancient history : the Holy Roman Empire, the British Empire, and the still-existent Chinese Empire. What all empires have in common is that they have all fallen due to various instances, be it civil wars and outbreaks, or even acts of God.

Popular belief is that America is an empire. Although this is very controversial, this is mostly untrue. The reason we have bases overseas is because they asked us to be there. America doesn't force people to become american. America also doesn't force christianity. Those who become american or christianic do so out of their own free will.

A major element of an imperial military is that the very basis of its power is based on mass numbers of infantry (aka : manpower). China is a very good example of its manpower because it has the biggest population in the world, and they still have the draft instituted (after hitting a certain age you are required to join the military, which I guess doesn't make it a "draft"). Also, it has been sighted that, for example, they have all these nice'n'neat military parades every month or so, or earlier. China has also been said to still boast the dream of world domination, as it has in millenia past. It is even a religious theory that they WILL one day rule the world. Well, with an ultra-massive manpower and a powerful nuclear arsenal, it could very well happen. Technology VS Manpower......what do YOU think will turn up the victor?

So now that you have a, uh, great definition of this word, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on America being an empire after all. ^_~
"Although the Empire in Star Wars is ficticious, it is a very good example of an empire, y'know with all those stormtroopers all up in a nice line in one of the docking bays, and all that stuff. PS I'm not a Star Wars geek."
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer
by Dave July 6, 2004
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ninjato

nihn-juh-toh
neen-jah-toh

A Japanese ninja sword. Similar to a katana, but with these characteristics:
*Slightly shorter length
*Square hilt
*Straight blade with a non-curved edge
"Ninjato's are cool! ^-^ "
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
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