dAVE's definitions

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004

frat rat

A girl that spends exorbiant amounts of time at a frat house, usually with the intent to slut it up with one or more of the fraternity brothers.

A girl that fucks a different frat guy every week.

1. Michelle S. at Illinois State University

2. Frat guy 1: "Man that chick is over here doing a different brother every week!"
Frat guy 2: "Yeah dude. She's a frat rat."

by Dave December 13, 2004

malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004

shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)

Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!

by Dave November 18, 2003

superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

Ice T

Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

by Dave July 8, 2003