dAVE's definitions

Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

by Dave October 6, 2004

magma

*Molten rock, lava.

*A term referring to being extremely hot.

"What's magma?"
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano

"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead

by Dave September 10, 2004

sidi b

A retarded french mullet man with an off centre topea, he commonly sayes CMOS BIOS at ridicolous high volume with a rly stoopid french accent, he smeels like cheese and likes to piss everyone off with his random rabblings of computers and french porn stars!

sidi - CMOS BIOS!!CHECK THE CMOS BIOS

iF YOU CANT FIX IT CMOS BIOS IT

by daVE March 19, 2004

Dragid

A mysterious Chinese creature what have the head of a dragon and the body of a horse with the wings of a bat.

Similar to the Sphinx and Kirin

by Dave January 13, 2004

floodweiser

canned water provided to hurricane victimes from budweiser

budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer

by dave December 30, 2005

Volgin

A big-as-fuck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He wears a Soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. He is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the shit out of Snake in the E3 2004 trailer for MGS3.

"Welcome to my country....and to my unit."
-Volgin

by Dave September 9, 2004

Vagina

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004