dAVE's definitions

l33tz0r

A slight upgrade from l33t. Which means to be "elite." The "z0r" adds power to it, therefore making it describe someone who is quite extraordinarily elite compared to the average elite individual.

"Omg, that d00d is so l33tz0r, hes gotta be useing teh h4x0r's."

by Dave December 29, 2003

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

shooting star

when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards

i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.

by dave January 24, 2005

massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

by Dave February 13, 2004

monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.

"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

bobo

sexual animal

got wimmenz?

by dave August 8, 2003

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 30, 2003