dAVE's definitions

be

Supposedly the pronunciation of "me" from african-americans.

"Why you axkin' be?"

by Dave January 16, 2004

purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004

FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^

"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

by Dave March 25, 2004

northampton

Lesbianville. located in the heart of western massachusetts. the seat of Hampshire county.

by dave October 17, 2003

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004