dAVE's definitions

tp

triple penetration (1 in the pink, 2 in the stink)

"oh yeah baby put a dick in my pussy and 2 dicks in my ass!"

by Dave May 13, 2005

incarnate

ihn-kahr-niht
A type of soul in the form of flesh; a being. Sometimes referred to a special type of person, because of his/her soul.

ihn-kahr-nayt
To clothe in flesh, to put the soul in a being.

"This one chick I know is angel incarnate. ^_^ "
-me

"Incarnate him."
-God

by Dave March 26, 2004

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

Binocs

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

by Dave June 21, 2004

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

honor

Something this world needs more of.

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"

by Dave November 30, 2004