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Deagle

Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.

Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".
"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "
by Dave March 30, 2004
mugGet the Deaglemug.

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
by dave May 13, 2005
mugGet the Canadamug.

jank

by dave June 12, 2004
mugGet the jankmug.

protrude

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "
by Dave September 23, 2004
mugGet the protrudemug.

purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
mugGet the purple monstermug.

Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com
"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"
by dave November 3, 2003
mugGet the Manchildmug.

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad
Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
mugGet the Ski Choppermug.

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