dAVE's definitions

penetrate

A synonym for inserting the penis into the vagina.

"So've any you chicks ever been penetrated before?"
-Glen Quagmire, Family Guy

by Dave October 20, 2004

west tildesley crew

2 fagrots from pendleton college who analy rape each other

look its the W.T.C check them 2 fagrots out

by dave December 8, 2004

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 7, 2003

Christian Code

The Christian Code is essentially a set of very basic rules that you should adapt to everyday living. However, depending on who you are, the Christian Code takes a lot of patience.
The Christian Code is merely the golden rule "Do Unto Others As You Would Love To Have Them Do Unto You". However, this rule can break down into many other rules. One of them is to accept people for who they are. Another is to not resort to violence (which is very difficult, hence the 'Code requires patience).

Adapting the Christian Code will, some way or another, lead you to a life of happiness. The Christian Code basically teaches you to be nice. It takes MUCH time, but having a nice attitude & a kind personality will go a long way toward your success in the future.

"It is difficult for me now, after more than a decade, to follow the Christian Code. Next time someone harasses or abuses me, I won't turn the other cheek."
-me

by Dave January 6, 2005

Two Stupid Dogs

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

by Dave December 30, 2004

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Louis Farrakhan

A racist, anti-white, anti-semitic leader of the racist cult the Nation of Islam.

Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.

Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.

What up white devil? You opppress the black man. I want you all to kill the white man, the white devils, and Jews, they knew about 9/11, they hate us. Kill them, but pretend we can't be racist.

by dave July 10, 2004