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Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad
Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
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Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
by dave May 13, 2005
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Deagle

Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.

Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".
"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "
by Dave March 30, 2004
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Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.
by Dave June 17, 2006
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Russify

To make Russian, to turn something/someone into that of Russian nationality, etc.
"This package will give your PC a complete Russification."

"I like Russian militaria, especially ushankas....yep, I'm becoming Russified."
-me
by Dave December 22, 2004
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Lynbrook

Best high school in San Jose!! and top ranking in CA. wonderful Staff and Students.
Class Of 2003!!!
by Dave March 12, 2004
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R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!
wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!
by DAVE October 15, 2003
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