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Lord-Mustang

OMG your a Lord-Mustang
by Dave February 27, 2003
mugGet the Lord-Mustangmug.

paisano

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian
by Dave June 14, 2004
mugGet the paisanomug.

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.
Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.
by Dave January 21, 2005
mugGet the spazzholemug.

west tildesley crew

2 fagrots from pendleton college who analy rape each other
look its the W.T.C check them 2 fagrots out
by dave December 8, 2004
mugGet the west tildesley crewmug.

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.
Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.
by Dave May 7, 2003
mugGet the two baggermug.

US government

The government of the United States of America.

The US government is "owned" by the civilian population of the United States, and they have the right to voice their opinions without consequences from the government.
There are three branches of the US government, from lowest to highest in power:
Local Government (run by a mayor)
State Government (run by a governor)
Federal Government (run by a president)
All three of these levels of government work together (sometimes; it depends) for certain purposes, such as involving taxes and how taxes can be used for various services. For example, the local and state governments work together, often, to create local services, like schools, police departments, and hospitals. The federal government, on the other hand, is rife with countless services and agencies, with enough power to serve the entire nation and other nations.

When one thinks of the US government, they usually think of the federal government, which is, as mentioned, the highest level of government.

The US government has been bashed time and time again concerning its true purpose. The US government does have certain secrets, but the US government is better than any other government if you stop and think about it. The US government is run by bureaucrats, not thugs (all kinds of nations think our government is evil and gone mad).

Although it is entirely your opinion, hear mine : THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOT EVIL.
"The US government is not evil like everyone says. Compared to other governments, we are just a bunch of mindless bureaucrats, not oppressive nazis or fascists or imperialists. Government agents, although a few may have agendas, are merely doing there jobs (hence the word "bureaucrat). Like one guy described the definition of government, the government just wants to be your friend....lol silly-sounding I guess. But it's said to be a well-known fact that you should NOT trust the government. Now after hearing that, I am confused."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
mugGet the US governmentmug.

mewtwo

The only cool Pokemon anymore. In the first Pokemon movie he goes around killing people. That is so badass.
Mewtwo uses the power of his mind to cause havoc. Isn't that just plain cool?!?
"He even speaks english, not his damn name over and over again! lol "
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
mugGet the mewtwomug.

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