Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.
by Dave March 04, 2003
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Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.
Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.
by dave February 15, 2008
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Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.
Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.
by Dave April 08, 2005
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lolt

A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.
N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~
by Dave December 30, 2004
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alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"
by dave April 21, 2005
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Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
by Dave January 17, 2004
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pull

To take a drink of beer.
Hey man, can I get a pull off your brew?
by Dave October 30, 2003
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