A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.
"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"
by Dan April 05, 2005
1)A person who enjoys the pleasure of being anally invaded. (Also cockjockey)
2)A person who is not highly regarded in your opinion
2)A person who is not highly regarded in your opinion
by Dan November 15, 2003
Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.
by Dan February 27, 2004
Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlehh!
by Dan June 21, 2004