d f stuckey's definitions

flexy fun

Slang among nurses for sexual activity with a man having a reflexogenic erection, hence flexy. A reflexogenic erection is a form of unwanted erection of the male penis, that occurs when blood pressure changes in the abdomen, rather than by sexual arousal; It can be induced in a male by applying pressure to the lower abdomen, as in cases of forced sex/rape by females upon a male.

Reflexogenic erections are common among males who are paralysed and/or have spinal injuries.

Nurse1:" Sarah is pulling night duty on the Para Ward again?"
Nurse2:" Think she and that cute T8 are having some flexy fun?"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

in like flynn

To succeed in attaining a goal, especially in the sexual sense and for a man.

Refers to Errol Flynn the actor, noted for his large number of successful pursuits of women and girls.

"This test is easy, I'll be in like Flynn!"

"Sally invited me to her place now her folks are out of town! In like Flynn, I think. . . "

by D F Stuckey March 11, 2004

slumgudgeon

Slang for body compound, used in vehicle car repair.

"That car's only held together with slumgudgeon"

by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

Chocolate Steamtrain

A large, solid and uncomfortable bowel motion, one that will cause Assburn.

" After being constipated for a week, the last thing you need is to have a Chocolate Steamtrain to relieve the break"

by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004

take the mickey

To make fun of someone or something, often to mock in a satirical way, or to attempt to fool someone in a manner of telling them an outrageous story.

Often used also to cast doubt on the truth of a statement.

A:"You know, the timers on British nuclear bombs were so bad in the 50's, they thought of filling them with chickens to keep them warm enough"
B:"WHAT! Are you taking the mickey?"

C:" Well, you parked in just the right place here, didn't you?"
A:" Instead of taking the mickey, just find me a big rock to chock the wheels with . . "

by D F STuckey April 6, 2004

builds character

Any task, activity or event which is painful, humiliating, upsetting, violent or distressing to the person experiencing the said task, activity or event.

A sarcastic use of the phrase, as most people believe that the difficult events in our lives contribute the most to our character and personality. Sadly, pyschologists would tend to agree; Not for the better in many cases.

A:"My boyfriend just called. . . He's left me!"
B:" Really?"
A:" For my BROTHER!!!! (Sniff)"
B:"Well . . . It builds character, something like that. . . "
A:"Oh, go kiss a walrus!"

by D F Stuckey July 8, 2004