granma 

short for grandma or grandmother

I'm gonna visit my granma in the South.

granma by Charica Roche February 4, 2008

granma 

One who gambles terribly; one who loathes, hates or is allergic to making money.

Derrick is such a "granma;" he would pass up the opportunity at a sure fire bet in order to lose his money on a teaser bet that has no chance of getting home. EVER.

granma by Navagator February 25, 2011

granma energy 

When a person is displaying a schedule of going to bed somewhere between 8:00 to 8:30 p.m. nightly and getting up at or before 5:30 a.m. This person also usually turns down most all invitations to socialize and certainly any that would make the person stay up past 8;00 p.m. Kendall Jenner is known for her Granma energy.

Others: come on, why isn’t she meeting us at the bar later?
Them: Idk she’s vibing that Granma Energy

granma energy by Cupcakesauce December 25, 2022

Granma's Kiss 

The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.

Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.

Granma's Kiss by Trifles August 24, 2009

Grammar Panther 

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.

(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.

Grammar Panther by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Gramma-phone 

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.

(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.

Gramma-phone by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009

Grammarly 

The reason ad blockers exist

Hey! Did you see that dumb grammarly ad?
No I have an ad blocker.

Grammarly by Jarate Of Milk September 29, 2020