One who gambles terribly; one who loathes, hates or is allergic to making money.
Derrick is such a "granma;" he would pass up the opportunity at a sure fire bet in order to lose his money on a teaser bet that has no chance of getting home. EVER.
by Navagator February 8, 2011
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When a person is displaying a schedule of going to bed somewhere between 8:00 to 8:30 p.m. nightly and getting up at or before 5:30 a.m. This person also usually turns down most all invitations to socialize and certainly any that would make the person stay up past 8;00 p.m. Kendall Jenner is known for her Granma energy.
Others: come on, why isn’t she meeting us at the bar later?
Them: Idk she’s vibing that Granma Energy
by Cupcakesauce December 26, 2022
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The state of a (generally) female porn actresses asshole after the (generally) male actor has performed the Gape act on the said young lady, as seen in many an anal heavy porn film of which there are many (I am told).
Where the exhausted sphincter muscle fails to close and quivers just like old toothless grandma's mouth puckering up to give her (revolted by the gesture) grandchild a kiss.
Kid A: I was watching this one bitch on the internet last night.

Kid B: really, what acts was she engaging in that would provoke you to recount this tale to thou my friend?

Kid A: this dude whipped his dick out of her ass & boy did it gape man! reminded me of my Granma's kiss!

Kid B: Stroll on.
by Trifles August 21, 2009
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