defuse 

to make a dangerous or tense situation calmer

Jane tried to defuse the tension by changing the subject.

defuse by Georgi!2 April 9, 2017

Ninja defuse 

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.

Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!

Ninja defuse by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013

Ninja Defuse 

Of the game Call of Duty 4:
When playing the gametype "search and destroy", a Ninja Defuse consists of sneaking up behind the member of the attacking team who is planting the bomb at either target A or B and lying in wait behind them for them to finish planting. As soon as they have done so, one begins immediately to defuse the bomb (occasionally actually pulling it from underneath them). The enemy who has just planted the bomb rarely check behind them for a ninja, so concerned are they with watching nearby corners for oncoming enemies. Most effective when all but one member from each team has been eliminated.

Game announcer man: Bomb defused.
Bomb planter:Aw man i just planted! How the hell he defuse that?
Ninja:Aha n00b i just ninja defused you.

Ninja Defuse by Starfighter23 May 17, 2008

Ninja defuse 

A ninja defuse is best described as a epic moment of surprising the enemy team or catching them off guard when they've left too few teammates at a bombsite or if the enemy team has not noticed the opposing player whose near the bombsite and the opposing player goes for a defusal and then wins it either by killing the enemy player(s) on the bombsite where the bomb has been planted or other type of methods in FPS games such as Counter-Strike.

Player 1 (Team CT): Is he actually doing it?
Player 2 (Team CT): OMG. Does (Player 5) have it?
Player 3 (Team CT): It's inbelievable!!!
Player 4 (Team CT): YES, he's going for a ninja defuse!!!
Player 5 (Team CT): That's how it's done everybody! that's how it's done!

Ninja defuse by Ninja defuse June 15, 2015

Ninja Defuse 

The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.

Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!

Ninja Defuse by GoldenCoastBoyyy May 20, 2010

Defasex 

The act of sexual intercourse while defacating simultaneously

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and she really had to take a shit, so we moved it to the bathroom and had defasex.

Defasex by purelygrace December 26, 2011

Demused

The state of having absolutely no ability or desire to participate in anything beautiful, useful, noble, or artistic. It describes someone who not only lost the confidence or the energy to create, but who decided that these kinds of endeavors were a waste. The human spark is extinguished from such a person and all that is left is a hollow consumer shell.

Antonym of Bemused, the state of being inexplicably distracted, which was thought to be a result of being visited by one of the mythical Muses, who granted talents in the arts and sciences.

While only a Muse can Bemuse someone, many people and groups are capable of Demusing others, including fraternities, Joel Osteen, shift supervisors, Clear Channel Radio Stations, Jeff Foxworthy, people who make Disney movies, anybody who works for Verizon, Tom Clancy, Thomas Kinkade, Paula Deen, Instagram, Reddit, the Grand Theft Auto franchise, etc.

A: He used to be so smart and creative, now all he does is drink on the weekends and play video games. When did he get demused?

B: He went to WVU.

Demused by Deathriddle July 4, 2012