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keystroker 

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
keystroker by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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keystroker 

A person who uses the internet to bolster their flagging self esteem usually by insulting others and/or making hateful throwaway remarks.

Not to be confused with Trolls, keystrokers are in fact capable of intelligent and constructive actions, they simply prefer to have fun at other peoples expense. Anyone objecting to this definition as being "hateful" may be doing so as a keystroking move.
ChatGod:"The shuitlle crash was so funny, I wet myself laughing!"
CovertWalrus:"You, ChatGod, are a keystroker. No doubt."
keystroker by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004

Keystrokes

In normal circumstances, keystrokes is describing the act of typing something using a keyboard.

However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.

It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.

*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
-Any hentai picture.-

Anon1- KEYSTROKES

Anon2- Keystrokes keystrokes keystrokes

Anon3- Fapfapfapfap
Keystrokes by InqAlice December 11, 2011

Keystrokes

When your one word comment is top notch perfection, but rule 34 tells you "a few more keystrokes would actually be interesting".

Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.
You: "Boobz gud"
The site: A few more keystrokes would actually be interesting...
You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"

Keystroke 

Used in gelbooru commonly to add extra text so it lets you comment. It’s like changing they’re to they are to add extra letters in essays
Anonymous: Very good Keystroke Keystroke
Keystroke by Some egg July 5, 2022

Keystoner 

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.
Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.
Keystoner by Keystoner December 29, 2009

keystoner 

a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill
i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol
keystoner by 69.09.69 November 1, 2010
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