d's definitions

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004

Blood 4 money

It's a hitman's job!

UberBot is next. Dun dun DUN!

by D November 21, 2004

right-off

Someone gives you news that may be absolutely right; perfectly true, but is not good news. (thus should not be celebrated with the standard "right on")

Hey Bro, we have 8 hours of homework due tomorrow morning. Response: for reals? Right-off!

by D October 3, 2003

snaggleclerk

Snaggleclerk. A word used to describe someone who sucks up at an office job to get a higher position and/or gives oral pleasure to advance themselves.

Look at her she is such a snaggleclerk, i hear she did the CEO last night!

by D March 13, 2005

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003