d's definitions

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

kinfolk

relatives

My kinfolk live down in alabama.

by d October 17, 2003

lawyer up

To plead the Fifth Amendment; to refuse to answer questions.

Officer Jackass: So whad'he tell ya?
Officer Douchebag: Nothin. The cocksucker just lawyered up.

by d June 3, 2004

linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things

Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...

by D January 14, 2004

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

cock sucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

dicksucking lips

Man she's got some nice cocksucking lips.

by D January 12, 2004

president

A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.

A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).

And... I thought the president should be elected in this democracy of ours... but, well. It almost seems like the Soviet Union all over again.

by D November 24, 2003