d's definitions

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things

Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...

by D January 14, 2004

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004

Psychic Bukkake

When 2 persons think of the same thing at the same time like 10-15 times in a row.

<D> Man, we just thought about the same thing at the same time for like, 10-15 times in a row!

<MikeK> Psychic Bukkake!!!111

<D> RoFtLEZ!11!!!11

by D June 23, 2004

Jacks

Toilet in Ireland. Usually the gent's toilet. Usually covered in piss maybe with a shite in the urinal. Accompanied by humerous and often informative grafitti.

Great stories on the walls in the Jacks! I've piss up to my knees though.

by D November 10, 2003

Big Tymer

the rap group of mannie fresh and baby

Did you get the new Big Tymers cd

by D March 29, 2005