d's definitions

chatch

variation of chump

That guy's worse than a chump, he's a chatch.

by D September 25, 2003

assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of

Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.

by d July 27, 2003

skateboard betty

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.

'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .

by D July 24, 2004

chicken shack

any fried chicken spot, crown, royal, kennedy etc

"chicken Shack" term used in newark nj for fried chicken spots, not sure if its used anywhere else

by D October 6, 2008

shroom

Abbreviation for "mushroom." Generally used in the narcotic sense.

Dude! These shrooms are fucking AWESOME!!

by D February 13, 2003

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

president

A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.

A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).

And... I thought the president should be elected in this democracy of ours... but, well. It almost seems like the Soviet Union all over again.

by D November 24, 2003