d's definitions

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

Blood 4 money

It's a hitman's job!

UberBot is next. Dun dun DUN!

by D November 21, 2004

hugletonski

An agreement reached by two or more manfriends.

Steve and Bob reached a hugletonski.

by D December 10, 2003

smu

1) stands for Souther Millionares University
2) place where graduates from highland park highschool go to study buissiness so they can take over their dad's companies and never worry about exposure to the real world

at first I was offended that the smu student called me a fag, then I realized he isnt in control of his life and is a puppet of his dad so I kept walking, knowing that his inability to cope with the world and his dependance on materials possesions would ultimatly cause his suicide or shitty life

by d September 14, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

snaggleclerk

Snaggleclerk. A word used to describe someone who sucks up at an office job to get a higher position and/or gives oral pleasure to advance themselves.

Look at her she is such a snaggleclerk, i hear she did the CEO last night!

by D March 13, 2005