d's definitions

RHJ

Stands for Rough Hand Job, a delightful love phenomena in Falls Church, VA.

Boy, I sure am sore from that delectible RHJ last night.

by D January 8, 2004

Wooby

Name of my turtle after the sound heard on the original Super Mario Bros. when Mario Swims.

To Woob is to swim.

Care to woob in the nude?

by D January 14, 2004

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus

Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!

by D November 10, 2003

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

Hattrick McHockey

One of the fearsome Mchockey brothers. Hattrick, Samboni, and Ayesing all speak one language...and that is hockey.

Dude you were scoring so many goals out there you were like Hattrick McHockey.

by D January 4, 2004

Coey

A cutie teaching middle school in Japan

Doesn't that Coey have to get her picture taken on Monday?

by D October 15, 2004