Sprung

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

After that Kiss from Liz I was SPRUNG!

by D March 10, 2003

fudder mukker

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

by D July 24, 2004

chatch

variation of chump

That guy's worse than a chump, he's a chatch.

by D September 26, 2003

cumfreak

Female who loves cum/sperm/semen/ejaculate.

Female who loves to perform oral sex and eat the cum. Loves to have cum on her face, neck, breasts, etc.

I'm telling you, my new girlfriend is damned cumfreak!

by D January 12, 2004

british wink

penal ejactional by use of digits. must be a british girl.

then she reached down and had me drop trou so she could preform the british wink.

by d November 21, 2003

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 03, 2003

devinly

Something that reflects the personal attributes of being uber-zealous, random, psychologically worrying to the point of no return, discribing an action in obscene paranoia, or being murderously amusing.

He yelled that and flailed his arms in such a <i>devinly</i> manner.

"I love my bacon bits. Love them so much... Don't make me kill you... I'll stab your colon out with a metal waffle if I have to. Oompah loompahs are scary. Scary to the naked eye, that is," is a very <i>devinly</i> thing to say.

by D April 25, 2004