cynic's definitions

sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.

Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.

by cynic October 26, 2003

ladr

A male that wears kool aid as lipstick to impress other inmates. Not necessarily the same as a prison bitch.

Have you seen that ladr with the powdery pink lips in M dorm? He's such a silly little boy. He may one day graduate to being a full fledged bitch.

by Cynic October 27, 2004

Turkey

1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.

1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.

by Cynic May 26, 2004

history

What repeats itself over and over and over again.

by cynic February 19, 2003

saigon headache

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

by cynic September 3, 2004

cooey

somebody (of any race) who wears a skully, jersey, fronts, or a chain. fools who are into krunk ass music and gettin paper.

dudes that act way too cool for you.

"damn that dude is one cooey motherfucker."

"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"

by cynic November 29, 2004

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

by Cynic April 30, 2014