Definitions by cynic

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

Archivist by Cynic April 30, 2014

government 

government
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003

Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.

I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?

doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.

government by cynic April 7, 2005

absath 

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

absath by Cynic January 18, 2005

bowda

a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento

"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"

bowda by cynic November 29, 2004

cooey

somebody (of any race) who wears a skully, jersey, fronts, or a chain. fools who are into krunk ass music and gettin paper.

dudes that act way too cool for you.

"damn that dude is one cooey motherfucker."

"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"

cooey by cynic November 29, 2004

ladr 

A male that wears kool aid as lipstick to impress other inmates. Not necessarily the same as a prison bitch.

Have you seen that ladr with the powdery pink lips in M dorm? He's such a silly little boy. He may one day graduate to being a full fledged bitch.

ladr by Cynic October 27, 2004

saigon headache 

White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever

What some of these people do is sickening.

saigon headache by cynic September 3, 2004