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Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

scentiment

After detailing the lawyer's car, I dropped a fart bomb in his car. I gave him his keys back.

He said, "the car looks good now."

I said, "My scentiment, exactly."

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether
He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?
to add weight or mass to
1. I need to bulkify my bean-pole body if i want to play grade 12 sports in September.

girlfrenema 

a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you
I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!

grammatude 

Don't know what grammatude is?

Mess with my grandchildren & you'll find out!

Dewey test 

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)
Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

premature evaluation 

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!