cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions
A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007
Get the Facebook widowermug. Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019
Get the oral diarrheamug. A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 5, 2020
Get the Boobermug. from Hebrew scall(probably a painful skin inflamation characterized by hard itchy scales): ridiculously annoying.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2011
Get the scalatishmug. childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"
Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.
Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.
Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!
(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.
(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!
(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.
(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 13, 2008
Get the fuckenmug. literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt
usually used as a general term of contempt
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017
Get the jerkwadmug. 1. to ejaculate
2. to exert one's self greatly (comes from how one might get an inguinal(groin) hernia from over exertion)
2. to exert one's self greatly (comes from how one might get an inguinal(groin) hernia from over exertion)
John: Yo, Jim's sure busting a nut with the yardwork, eh?
Don: Yeah, his wife promised him as threesome with her lezbo cousin if he gets it done today!
John: Then he'll REALLY bust a nut, eh?
Don: Ideally, yes!
Don: Yeah, his wife promised him as threesome with her lezbo cousin if he gets it done today!
John: Then he'll REALLY bust a nut, eh?
Don: Ideally, yes!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 21, 2009
Get the bust a nutmug.