Grammadeclinitadaughtaphobia, procounced (Grama-deck-Lynn-I-Tea-AH-Dot-AH-Phobia) is the refusal to follow through on final detail regarding written grammer, such as dotting an "I" or crossing a "T".

Teacher: " Mary, your essay was quite difficult to read....I don't understand why your letter "I" looks like the letter "L"."

Student: "I'm sorry Mr. Xman, I suffer from chronic Grammadeclinitadaughtaphobia....."

or :

Teacher: "Tlmmy? Are you here?"

student: "Actually, my name is Timmy......"

Teacher: "Oh my, Im quite sorry. I do that sometimes.....I have verbal Grammadeclinitadaoughtaphobia. "

Grammadeclinitadaughtaphobia by Professor Duck June 9, 2009

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gramatude

30 to 40 somethings who dress like 90 year-old grandmas.

"Oh mom, that shirt is so gramatude! How about this cute, metallic tunic and white slim leg capri instead?"

gramatude by Tirza June 15, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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