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by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the tribadism mug.The British Army's issue service rifle.
A poorly researched, badly designed and sloppily constructed weapon, of a layout that generations of designers have been trying to foist on the Army since 1911.
The only outstanding point of the weapon is that it is the most expensive battle rifle available.
It has been kept on purely for political reasons, rather than because it is a good weapon. But in the halls of Westminster political careers deemed to be worth more than brave men's lives.
While the premise of a shorter rifle is laudable, the fact is that this particular 'design' can only be shot from the right shoulder forcing soldiers to shoot from positions without cover thereby putting their lives at greater risk, and negates the British Forces previously unchallenged position as leaders in Urban Operations, (FIBUA/OBUA/MOUT.)
It has previously and erroneously been defined and described as "a good overall weapon" and "undoutably the best weapon series in the world today.... stoppages are all attributed to the rounds.... old magazines would rarely jam with 30 rounds. Do not rate this weapon on what the media says, you have to be like me, live with it and use it regularly to know it." It would be interesting to find out what these gentlemen are comparing the SA80 to.
I too have lived day in and day out with the SA80, but I've also been issued and had many years experience with a large number of other weapons and know their fortés and foibles, and can speak with a certain degree of authority on the subject.
A poorly researched, badly designed and sloppily constructed weapon, of a layout that generations of designers have been trying to foist on the Army since 1911.
The only outstanding point of the weapon is that it is the most expensive battle rifle available.
It has been kept on purely for political reasons, rather than because it is a good weapon. But in the halls of Westminster political careers deemed to be worth more than brave men's lives.
While the premise of a shorter rifle is laudable, the fact is that this particular 'design' can only be shot from the right shoulder forcing soldiers to shoot from positions without cover thereby putting their lives at greater risk, and negates the British Forces previously unchallenged position as leaders in Urban Operations, (FIBUA/OBUA/MOUT.)
It has previously and erroneously been defined and described as "a good overall weapon" and "undoutably the best weapon series in the world today.... stoppages are all attributed to the rounds.... old magazines would rarely jam with 30 rounds. Do not rate this weapon on what the media says, you have to be like me, live with it and use it regularly to know it." It would be interesting to find out what these gentlemen are comparing the SA80 to.
I too have lived day in and day out with the SA80, but I've also been issued and had many years experience with a large number of other weapons and know their fortés and foibles, and can speak with a certain degree of authority on the subject.
by Cutaway August 22, 2004
Get the SA80 mug.A lady, often but not uniquely, of Catholic education who engages in the time honoured Girls' School pastime of clamjousting. It is the noble martial art of clam-to-clam combat, where one girl grinds her clam against her opponent's. (aka Tribadism)
The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"
See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
The collective noun is 'TILT' (From the medieval tournaments consisting of a number of jousts.)
"A tilt of clamjousters"
See also: boxgrazer, dieseldyke, mingeeta, rugmuncher, WRAC.
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the clamjouster mug.Someone, generally a woman, who engages in cunnilingus, or 'eating at the Y'
See also Mingeeta, Rugmuncher
See also Mingeeta, Rugmuncher
by Cutaway August 17, 2004
Get the boxgrazer mug.A common term used to describe the current Minister of Defence, Geoff Hoon.
This TLA is also used in polite company for the user to avoid saying "That Cunt Hoon"
This TLA is also used in polite company for the user to avoid saying "That Cunt Hoon"
"You're lying like TCH !"
or
"You piece of shit ! You've less morals than TCH !"
(Obviously this last example is a case of exaggeration, it is an impossibility for anyone to possess less morals than TCH)
or
"You piece of shit ! You've less morals than TCH !"
(Obviously this last example is a case of exaggeration, it is an impossibility for anyone to possess less morals than TCH)
by Cutaway August 22, 2004
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Gorgeous woman, very often found in the presence of a fuckwit.
When not accompanied by a fuckwit, yummies tend to flock together in bars, clubs or on beaches.
The collective noun for a group of yummies is a moist.
Gorgeous woman, very often found in the presence of a fuckwit.
When not accompanied by a fuckwit, yummies tend to flock together in bars, clubs or on beaches.
The collective noun for a group of yummies is a moist.
by Cutaway May 24, 2005
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