Bomfalleralla 

The song peter van houten plays while being a douche to Augustus and hazel grace.

Make my dreams come true

Bom! falleralla, Bom! Bom! falleralla, Bom! Bom! falleralla
Afa-fa-fasi och Filthy
Bomfalleralla, falleralla, falleralla

Jag störtar ner för gatan på en Pamplona-tjur
På väg mot en Pandora-brud med ett klitta som en anabolakuk
Och svänger den röda skynket som fladdrar i vinden
Och flaggan som vajar och kladdande fradga på kinden, shhh
Jag är metallisk rakblad, smaka min tunga
Som jag kommer att hugga rakt från munnen som rabieshundar
Lätt garderad med ett artilleri
Som inte tar, tänker eller nånsin tatt ditt parti
Af-af-asi håller väckningsmässa
I en skoldress så ring och kör din text
Och hör mig gäspa som en flodhäst
Och när ni springer på glödheta kändisgalor
Känner jag hur det vänder i magen
På grund utav av era könslekar
Står du i min väg så betala vänligen trängselavgift
Oavsett om du är moderat eller vänsterpartist
För vi lever i en visslande tid som swishar förbi
Där jag gror i mitten och allt annat vissnar

Bomfalleralla by cuddlebear June 7, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012