clickaholic

Somebody who believes that, by mouse clicking repeatedly on an icon or button, he/she will make the computer/website respond faster.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.

Clickaholic: click click click click
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!

clickaholic by creaternity April 29, 2006

clickaholic

he who clicks his pen nervously and is really annoying

"yo whats that noise, im trying to take a test"

"yo thats just johnny, he's a clickaholic"

clickaholic by josh Hiem June 8, 2007

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

chuckaholic 

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.

My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!

chuckaholic by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006

cockaholic 

a woman or man that loves the wang

paris hilton is a cockaholic.

cockaholic by xboy April 6, 2010

black cockaholic 

A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.

boy 1 "Why does jamie always talk to the black guys"
boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"

black cockaholic by a papz 9 May 9, 2010