diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 04, 2005

urbandictionary

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!

"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."

by Crank September 28, 2003

pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.

Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.

by crank April 25, 2005

bust rag

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

by crank April 25, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

period chunk

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

by crank April 25, 2005

splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 04, 2005