crank's definitions

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

by crank May 4, 2005

diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 4, 2005

period chunk

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

by crank April 25, 2005

splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 4, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

worm stick

A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.

Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.

by crank April 25, 2005