Definitions by Crank

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

scharlow by crank May 4, 2005

hetard 

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr

Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.

hetard by crank May 4, 2005

diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

splynxter 

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

splynxter by crank May 4, 2005

man marker 

Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp

I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.

man marker by crank May 4, 2005

beef tip 

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

beef tip by crank May 4, 2005

bust rag 

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

bust rag by crank April 25, 2005