Crank's definitions

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

by crank May 4, 2005

hetard

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr

Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.

by crank May 4, 2005

diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 4, 2005

splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 4, 2005

man marker

Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp

I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.

by crank May 4, 2005

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

period chunk

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

by crank April 25, 2005