Crank's definitions

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005

period chunk

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

by crank April 25, 2005

bust rag

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock

I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.

by crank April 25, 2005

flame stick

An extremely homosexual person.

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.

by crank April 25, 2005

clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

worm stick

A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.

Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.

by crank April 25, 2005