Definitions by crank

Parental Tech Support 

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

Parental Tech Support by crank December 13, 2004

urbandictionary 

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!

"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."

urbandictionary by Crank September 28, 2003