16 definitions by crank

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.
I hate when my splynxter touches the water.
by crank May 4, 2005
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Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp
I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.
by crank May 4, 2005
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