worm stick

A descriptive word used to describe a small, worm-like penis. Also used as an insult to someone you strongly dislike.

Matt is such a worm stick, he can smoke a pole.

by crank April 25, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005