16 definitions by crank

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

flame stick

An extremely homosexual person.

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.

by crank April 25, 2005

clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

period chunk

1. Someone who is a total douch bag. 2. A worthless person whom no one likes.
3. A reference to someone whom you think is worse then what the actual word itself means.

Joe is such a period chunk, i can't stand that guy.

by crank April 25, 2005

splynxter

When someone is kicked so hard in the face that they crap out their spleen.

I hate when my splynxter touches the water.

by crank May 4, 2005