crank's definitions

flame stick

An extremely homosexual person.

David slid down more pole then a fireman, he is such a flame stick.

by crank April 25, 2005

beef tip

The very end of a penis.

I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.

by crank May 4, 2005

clam cave

A word used to describe a nasty vagina. See also meat flaps

I threw my man missle into here clam cave.

by crank April 25, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.

Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.

by crank April 25, 2005

beef bazooka

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

by crank April 20, 2005

Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004