Bargwash, the expression to use when things don't go your way, or end up going to complete shit. People find the spoken word of "bargwash" is enough to describe its meaning.
That night on the beach was total bargwash after we heard a kid got bit in the face by a shark.
When John found out Sally was a man, his plans went bargwash.
The paradigm shift from using beer as a means to wash your throat to the use of washing your bratwurst.
"Grab that bottle of bratwash and bring it here."
"But, this is a beer..."
"That's what we do with beer, eh? We wash down our brat, eh?" - bratwurst pages
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.