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Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.
That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.
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flitterbick 

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it
The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.
flitterbick by pest_control July 4, 2010

kitchen being fitted 

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.
Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.
kitchen being fitted by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021
Did you see the way her legs wobble when she walks. She flicted man.
flicted by Prime December 19, 2002

blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical
Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted
blue yankee fitted by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010

Keep it fitted 

Keep it fitted - origininated by holman in atlantic city
a way of saying goodbye, deuces, peace, adios
Keep it fitted, don't fuck with flex.
Keep it fitted by holman` November 16, 2010