cornholio's definitions

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by cornholio October 13, 2003

fecal baby

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

kvetch

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

doo-doo

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003