cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 06, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by cornholio October 04, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 09, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

diddy wah diddy

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Stalinoid

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 04, 2003