OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

axolotl

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003