cornholio's definitions

eeyazow talk

A form of Pig Latin.

In Eeyazow talk, "when in the course of human events" becomes "weeyazen eeyazin theeazee keeyazorce eeyazuv heeyazyuman eeyazavents".

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

ankle-biter

A little kid; a rug rat.

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

hoosegow

Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"

There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003