cornholio's definitions

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.

Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.

by cornholio April 27, 2006

maricon

Passive or "bottom" homosexual. Fr. Spanish.

Yo no soy mari . . . soy capitan, soy capitan

by cornholio October 14, 2003

chopcock

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

diddy wah diddy

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

spinmeister

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

by cornholio October 4, 2003