mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

PB's

"Pussy Benders" -- really tight pants on a woman.

Her PB's were so tight I could count the hairs.

by cornholio October 10, 2003

vigorish

Interest paid to a loan shark

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

rummy

George W. Bush's first Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

Then Rummy said, "Throw another terrorist on the fire!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Pissfoam

The foam in the bottom of a urinal that results from a particularly intense piss, most often after several alcoholic beverages. Can also be found when pissing on any hard flat surface(like the parking lot next to your buddy's car, after he was nice enough to get you out of the bar before you got yourself arrested for pissing on the juke box...again.)

"I am tired of my boss blaming me for the problems HE causes. As far as I'm concerned, he can suck pissfoam, choke on it, and die."

by Cornholio December 10, 2003