cogitator's definitions

jock

A guy who has no purpose in life other than to play a single sport, and pick on the odd kid.

The jock at my high school talks about how awesome kicking someones ass for no reason, and picks on whoever is not the same as everyone else, or does not think they are awesome. Likes to talk about how awesome getting their bones and others bones broken is.

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

M-16

The US Military's current weapon. It is accurate, a bitch to keep working, and lack stopping power.

If you want to let them die slowly, shoot them with an
M-16. If you want to put that fucker out like a light, blast him with an AK-47. A lot of people prefer the AK to the M due to the issues of the 16 lacking the stopping power and reliability of the 47. The M-16 bullet tumbles and fragments when it hits human flesh, resulting in severe wounds, but does not have the flat out damage caused by the heavier AK-47 bullet, which demolishes everything in its path.

by cogitator November 30, 2009

Gearsaw

Using the chainsaw to kill someone in gears of war.

I am a gearsawer, I don't need to shotgun, because when they get close, I hack them in two.

by Cogitator October 3, 2008

teabag

To crouch one someone's body after you kill them in a game (usually halo). To but your sack into someone's mouth. A porous pouch containing enough tea for one serving.

That red team bastard teabagged me! Don't cry if you get neutered teabagging someone. Pass me the irish breakfast teabag please.

by Cogitator October 5, 2008

Snowboarder

Snowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
Snowboarder: slang. Slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.

Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder.
Slang example: *Hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain*. "Snowboarder!" *moves to avoid collison.*

by Cogitator July 29, 2009

Skiing

Skiin is a sport that anyone of basic mental and physical capacity can do. Requires high amounts of courage, time, money, and equipment.

Skiing is one of my favorate things to do (asides from good jokes, halo 3 with my friends, and listening to linkin park.)

by Cogitator October 10, 2008