cliff96's definitions

AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.

I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 26, 2006

orale pues

Mexican term that roughly equates to "alrighty then". It is used in conversation, especially telephone to indicate that one wishes to end the conversation.

Jose A: bueno... cuando quieres ir, huey?
Jose C: este... esta bien a las tres?
Jose A: si, esta bien. Orale pues. Nos vemos.

by Cliff96 July 10, 2006

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

by Cliff96 August 28, 2005

piss and moan

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

by Cliff96 June 27, 2005

true.dat

Techno-geek for the phrase "True that"

Geek1: we rock.
Geek2: true.dat. we do.

by Cliff96 April 21, 2005

tits out

state of having one's breasts exposed
common usage with public flashing

Kathy got drunk and ended up tits out. She was flashing everybody that stopped to look.

by Cliff96 July 27, 2005