ghost poacher

A ghost hunter who only hunts endangered ghosts.

"A ghost poacher just took video of a Mexican ghost with a Rubik's cube in his hand. They are super rare"

by clickeye3 January 23, 2019

Laughter Taste

Thinking of a joke an hour later and laughing again

"That joke had too much laughter taste. I can't concentrate now that I am back at work"

by clickeye3 June 30, 2025

Juggernaut

The unstoppable natural urge to ejaculate on a woman's breasts

His sperm became a juggernaut even though he aimed for her belly

by clickeye3 March 28, 2019

Patriotarchy

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.

I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy

by clickeye3 November 15, 2020

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 06, 2019

Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 18, 2019

reinfarce

To knowingly restate an absurd comment

Donald Trump reinfarced his statement on crowd size at his rally

by clickeye3 June 26, 2021