christopher's definitions

Stomach Crusher

A metod used in which the opponent's body is lifted into the air and his stomach is smashed into his opponent's knee

Lita performed a Stomach Crusher on Frankie Muniz. (I SO wish I was Frankie when that happened.)

by Christopher June 25, 2003

Christopholopholus

Christopholopholus is the meaning that come to people called Christopher who loves to steal pies.

Oh my word. There goes another Christopholopholus with my pie. Dang.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

bisquit

Any type of gun, usually a small fire arm.

Keep talking and I'm gonna feed you a bisquit.

by Christopher February 18, 2004

Christopholopholus

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.

Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

dostoyevsky

the greatest author of all time

have you ever heard of dostoyevsky?
" who? "

Crime and punishment?

"oh ..umm..yea. but who?"

by christopher January 20, 2004

buju

Jaimaicin Bread pudding; common nickname for a chubby jaimiacan kid.

Dat fat bastads ah lil buju childe

by Christopher April 17, 2005

Wonk

First appearing in 1918 in reference to "Nautical Slang," the word was then referenced as that which is (1)nervous or upset. Then in 1938, we find a recorded usage of the word in Australia. This time, the word is intended to mean (2)'White person.' In 1945, once again in Australia, we see the recorded usage of it being used to denote an (3)'effeminate,' or a male homosexual. It wasn't until 1962, in the December issue of Sports Illustrated Magazine--of all places--that we find the word meaning (4)a disparaging term for a studious or hard working person. It has been thought that the term originated (in this denotation), at Harvard University, as a synonym for nerd.
pl. talkathon

(1)The sailor's face had a sickly green to it which seemed to denote that poor man was wonk about being here.
(2)Wonks seemed to overun the land of Australia after the year 1787, despite their many hardships of colonization.
(3)Those who take to the homophobic way of thought often cannot stand to be near a wonk of any type.
(4)Wonks may have memorized information to the power of Uppercase Omega, however, not a one of them has a 'lick of sense.'

by Christopher October 1, 2004