fuck ass coola

When an African-American male forgets a cooler in his "crib" and needs to return to retrieve it.

"I had ta drive home to pick up this FUCK ASS COOLA."

by Christopher April 10, 2005

unbeliever

The Islamic Quranic description of a Jew or Christian. Sometimes the word 'disbeliever' is used in the same way but still has the same meaning. See also Kafir

Qur’an 5:73 "They are surely unbelievers who blaspheme and say: ‘God is one of three in the Trinity for there is no Ilah God except One, Allah. If they desist not from saying this blasphemy, verily a grievous penalty will befall them—the unbelievers will suffer a painful doom.”

by Christopher January 26, 2005

note to self

a.k.a. memo to self. usually spoken into a dictaphone while someone else is watching. can be seen on a lot of tv shows i.e. the simpsons, twin peaks etc.

Bills Gates: Memo to self, next time my wife wants to buy china she means dishes.

by christopher July 09, 2004

Wonk

First appearing in 1918 in reference to "Nautical Slang," the word was then referenced as that which is (1)nervous or upset. Then in 1938, we find a recorded usage of the word in Australia. This time, the word is intended to mean (2)'White person.' In 1945, once again in Australia, we see the recorded usage of it being used to denote an (3)'effeminate,' or a male homosexual. It wasn't until 1962, in the December issue of Sports Illustrated Magazine--of all places--that we find the word meaning (4)a disparaging term for a studious or hard working person. It has been thought that the term originated (in this denotation), at Harvard University, as a synonym for nerd.
pl. talkathon

(1)The sailor's face had a sickly green to it which seemed to denote that poor man was wonk about being here.
(2)Wonks seemed to overun the land of Australia after the year 1787, despite their many hardships of colonization.
(3)Those who take to the homophobic way of thought often cannot stand to be near a wonk of any type.
(4)Wonks may have memorized information to the power of Uppercase Omega, however, not a one of them has a 'lick of sense.'

by Christopher October 02, 2004

tight

To be drunk.

began as 1920's slang and has been carried into other slang by literary drunks.

We all got tight and went down to another bar.

by Christopher March 05, 2005

Christopholopholus

Christopholopholus is the meaning that come to people called Christopher who loves to steal pies.

Oh my word. There goes another Christopholopholus with my pie. Dang.

by Christopher March 17, 2005

Christopholopholus

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.

Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

by Christopher March 17, 2005