chris's definitions

Trigger Happy T.V.

The British version of the MTV show Jackass...This show is better because the pranks and stunts are pulled on spectators and people of the public with no notice of what is occuring

AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL WEEKNIGHTS AT 8:00 pm Eastern Time...Watch it!!!

by Chris June 26, 2003

to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

by Chris April 19, 2005

bio-soup

a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin

man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair

by Chris May 13, 2005

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Chevy

Couldnt handle enough vehicle yet

Tommy couldnt handle a ford so he bought a chevy.

by chris November 6, 2004

rocked

To take pure cocaine and mix it with baking soda to create a more pure and smokable drug known as crack.

We gots the shit but it hasnt been rocked yet.

by Chris May 13, 2005

nofi

no flame intended

or

no offense intended

guy1: i need some help now!

guy2: hey hey, can't you ask me nicely?

guy1: i'm sorry, nofi

by chris August 30, 2008