charles's definitions

oder

A term used to express extreme elation or excitement

"Oder I'm getting married in San Trope tomorrow!"

by Charles June 19, 2006

jodina

A plant that must be planted next to the Oder river in Central Europe.

"Did you see those Jodina plants by the Oder river?"

by Charles June 21, 2006

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

pi

16th letter of the Greek alphabet. Often mispronounced by English speakers as 'pie'. Actual pronunciation is 'pee', with an unaspirated 'p', which English speakers also cannot produce on command.

The pronunciation of 'Pi', along with every other letter of the Greek alphabet, is always butchered by English speakers

by Charles June 18, 2005

the rabbit died

Phrase used to indicate that a woman is pregnant. The term originates from an early pregnancy test. It was discovered that when a pregnant woman's urine was injected into a female rabbit, the hormonal difference would result in detectable changes in the rabbit's ovaries. Although this form of testing was always fatal to the rabbit, no matter what the results were, the public somehow got the misconception that only a positive result killed the rabbit.

"We'll have to get married. The rabbit died."

by Charles April 26, 2005