charles's definitions

jodina

A plant that must be planted next to the Oder river in Central Europe.

"Did you see those Jodina plants by the Oder river?"

by Charles June 21, 2006

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

Engrish

English butchered, both in spelling and grammar, by someone from east Asia.

Person from east Asian having butchered both by speling and in grammar language of english.

by Charles October 26, 2003

bentoid

one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.

If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.

by charles November 30, 2004

gothic viola

Slang for slitting wrists.

"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"

by Charles March 23, 2005

angelina jolie

Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.

you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.

by Charles August 2, 2003