charles's definitions

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

fydollaho

Five Dollar Whore, slang, used to as a sign of humiliation.

I screwed her like she was a fydollaho. I mean, nasty and cheap

by charles May 13, 2005

pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

by Charles April 19, 2005

LOLSROYCE

Another variant on LOL, like rofflecopter, lollerskates

LUM-FAO!!! LOLSROYCE!!! WHAT A NUBCAKez0r!

by Charles December 1, 2004

Hyojiggy

Act or pretending to be like Charles

You want to Hyojiggy with it?

by Charles June 13, 2003

mofungo

puerto rican dish(delicious). bold and sassy in demeanor. a real sultry and delicious presence. an eye teasing quality, tho more so in attitude.

I mean like damn son, dat bitch gots crazy mofungo, word up, my shits all sorts of wanting to tap dat...mmm, for real...mmm...like mmm...dass nice kid

by charles February 13, 2005