charles's definitions

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 4, 2005

Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

flying V

A Gibson Flying V guitar. Fuckin A.

I own a Flying V... it's fuckin A.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Singapore

A country which doesn't have any state or city. and try to divide themself to parts.. like Ang mo kio, orchard, pasir ris.... this places can be travel in 1 hr time.

if 1 million man pee on this island, it will be flooded in 2 hours.

by Charles August 2, 2003

fydollaho

Five Dollar Whore, slang, used to as a sign of humiliation.

I screwed her like she was a fydollaho. I mean, nasty and cheap

by charles May 13, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003