charles's definitions

Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Tallywhacker

A stick used to count bunches of bananas as they were loaded on banana boats. The workers were paid by the bunch.

Come Mr. Talley Man and Tally Me Banana.

by Charles January 4, 2005

flying V

A Gibson Flying V guitar. Fuckin A.

I own a Flying V... it's fuckin A.

by Charles July 19, 2003

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003