charles's definitions

squaggler

one who is inevitably brought to tears upon the thought of a loved one

charles is a squaggler 24/7

by charles March 28, 2004

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

oder

A term used to express extreme elation or excitement

"Oder I'm getting married in San Trope tomorrow!"

by Charles June 19, 2006

Like a basket of bread

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

by Charles March 18, 2004

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

jodina

A plant that must be planted next to the Oder river in Central Europe.

"Did you see those Jodina plants by the Oder river?"

by Charles June 21, 2006