charles's definitions

1,1, Step

A dance created by me Kerri and Ally in the intention of taking the piss out of the 1,2 step.

Kerri: *1,1, steps*
Charles: Poppin'!

by Charles April 19, 2005

sneech

a person who cannot make up their mind

hurry up, you sneech!

by charles August 6, 2003

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

bentoid

one whom desecrates his sanctity through acts of vile perversion and misfit necrophilismn. Whoms sole purpose is merfing and engaging in the art of snowballing and beastiality. He lives for the rush of the male orgasm and enjoys the fine lifestyle of the everescent flamboyant meeple.

If bentoid was here all the little oriental boys would be in a extreme euphoric state.

by charles November 30, 2004

gothic viola

Slang for slitting wrists.

"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"

by Charles March 23, 2005

slide-show

a fat girl shakin her tits out the window.

yo, i seen katherine do a slideshow yesterday.

by charles October 6, 2003