cds's definitions

bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

by Cds June 15, 2004

noiga

A more friendly, less disparaging term for "nigga".

Let me hit up my noigas before we go out.

by Cds February 18, 2003

wtdeuce

"What the deuce?" Instead of what the fuck or something overused by that. It is what the deuce.

Coined by Cole Hutto

What the DEUCE is going on?

by Cds January 17, 2004

Aprilia

A poorly crafted sports bike made from recycled parts found at a local landfill site in northern Italy. Put together in makeshift caravans by Romanian asylum seekers and given away in the UK to the less fortunate.

Don’t be like Davey and buy and Aprilia, his friends always have to wait in the next service station for him to catch up and he can’t ride it in the rain as it’s not waterproof.

by CDS May 11, 2021

HULK SMASH

Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel

Cole Hutto did that in Texas.

by Cds January 17, 2004

cock hawk

A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.

I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.

by Cds January 18, 2006